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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, October 3, 2009

SEX!!

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This is a test. It's only a test. A sex test. A sexy sex test.

A sexy sexy sex test to see if if people want to read about sex.

Ever tried saying "sex" really fast a bunch of times? Try it:

SexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSex!!

Does sex get more readers?

sex words:
sextuplets
sexual
sexy
sexier
sex
more sex
sexy sex
big fat sex.
big fat man having yucky sex.

Are you laughing yet?

pregnant sex
postpartum sex
bored sex
fun sex
married sex
missionary sex
maintenance sex
tired sex
adventurous sex
crazy sex
quick sex
exotic sex
what the??? sex
ridiculous sex
insecure sex
needy sex
mind-blowing sex
pretentious sex
sweatin out the perm sex
nerd sex
birthday sex
birthday suit sex
over the hill sex
who cares sex

Doesn't SEX look funny when seeing sex written all over the place? Like some weird computer code language. Maybe it is!

Are you over SEXed now?

Thanks for reading this SEX tirade.

Please enjoy sex responsibly.
In your own home. (or wherever else you have sex)
With your own sexy husband.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

This Week In Baby... Maybe

I set out to do a This Week In Baby for you with some quick snippets on what's going on in the world of babies and parenting in the news. But as I researched the news, I got utterly depressed. Most of the news I found was on infant abuse, remains found, crib deaths, sickness, etc etc.

Why depress you more when there's enough depressing articles on our local evening news?!

So instead, I'll brag about how cute Cub is "this week"!! Haha...

This week Cub started doing this funny little squint smile. I don't know where he picked it up from. He's only 7 months old!! Do they already start imitating facial expressions this young? Neither my husband or I do this funny squint so he had to pick it up from either a reading video we've been watching with him or someone totally random. Whenever he smiles and laughs now, he scrunches up his face and closes his eyes really tight. What's even more hilarious is he knows it's funny. So he keeps on doing it cracking himself up. Gotta love the kid!