New Mom Sexual Mind

Sex or Watch Leno?
Sex or Finish Folding the Laundry?
Sex or Movie?
Sex or Finish that Book?
Sex or Set my hair?
Sex or Write?
Sex or Sleep?
Ooh, sleep! Now that's sexy!
Sex or Watch the baby on the monitor?
Sex?
What's that again?

SEX!!

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This is a test. It's only a test. A sex test. A sexy sex test.

A sexy sexy sex test to see if if people want to read about sex.

Ever tried saying "sex" really fast a bunch of times? Try it:

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Does sex get more readers?

sex words:
sextuplets
sexual
sexy
sexier
sex
more sex
sexy sex
big fat sex.
big fat man having yucky sex.

Are you laughing yet?

pregnant sex
postpartum sex
bored sex
fun sex
married sex
missionary sex
maintenance sex
tired sex
adventurous sex
crazy sex
quick sex
exotic sex
what the??? sex
ridiculous sex
insecure sex
needy sex
mind-blowing sex
pretentious sex
sweatin out the perm sex
nerd sex
birthday sex
birthday suit sex
over the hill sex
who cares sex

Doesn't SEX look funny when seeing sex written all over the place? Like some weird computer code language. Maybe it is!

Are you over SEXed now?

Thanks for reading this SEX tirade.

Please enjoy sex responsibly.
In your own home. (or wherever else you have sex)
With your own sexy husband.