Today I shall wear black in mourning.I really would if it wasn't so hot out.
My friend came this morning. She's been dropping hints that she was coming by soon but after no sign of her, I figured she was bluffing. I haven't heard from her in over a year, then just like that, she shows up this morning. Like, "Hey, Girlfriend! I'm here!!" Luckily, I was at home and not at work, or at the grocery store or somewhere trying to look cute.
Now that she's in town, I decided that it's probably fitting to officially kiss the Milk Man good-bye. Remember, he was starting to break up with me a few weeks ago anyway. So why not break up with him first? Isn't that how we like to roll ladies?
But I'm sad. I really didn't think it would be this hard. There were so many times months ago where I wanted to boot him out the door and slam it behind him. And here I am now, softly breaking up with him with a heavy heart. My own Dear John letter.
And of course since my girlfriend didn't give me proper warning, I don't have the house ready for her stay. Like clean sheets, for her to fall on, etc. ;-) I do still have the massive hospital "pillows" left over from her cousin. Guess those will have to do until I can run to the store.
My girlfriend's return is a nice reminder that more Cubs are possible... and even more possible than ever now if careful precautions are not taken. While more is merrier, I think we'll try to enjoy THIS CUB for a while longer!
Welcome home.
(By the way, do you like the "abstract" portrait of my friend?! I was inspired by Snake Boy)
1 comments:
LOL!!! When I was first reading your post I was thinking to myself..."What does her friend have to do with her breaking up with the Milk Man?????"....THEN I got it!!!
If you can believe it, my friend came by only about two and a half months after DB was born...that heffa couldn't stay away!! I was still able to nurse DB full time until 11 months and still nurse her twice a day now. So there is STILL hope for you and your boy! In case you can't tell, I'm totally pro-booby! But I DO understand the part about wanting to break-up first. What girl in her right mind wants to get dumped????
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